Dorota: Uh oh. Mr. Chuck in dream again.
Blair: When Chuck’s in them they’re all nightmares.
Dorota: What he do now?
Blair: Behave like a perfect gentleman. Which makes him even more chilling. That fake apology of his has permeated my subconscious and haunts me even when I sleep.
Dorota: Apology not seem so fake to me.
Blair: That’s because English is your second language!
-Favorite Scene 5x07 Part 1: The Big Sleep No More
Blair: We’re going to have a baby.
Eleanor: A baby?! You’re still in college!
Cyrus: How wonderful!
Eleanor: Wonderful? It’s a— wonderful… surprise. What is the record for youngest grandmother on the Upper East Side? Cyrus, I don’t think I’m going to be able to make it to sundown without eating.
-Favorite Scene 5x05 Part 1: The Fasting and the Furious
Serena: Have you picked a date yet?
Blair: We’re thinking November.
Serena: Well that doesn’t give me nearly enough time to find a dress to outshine yours. And you know I’ll be wearing white, of course.
Blair: What are you talking about? I already told Louis’ seamstresses to make you a maid-of-honor dress in the brightest fuchsia they could find.
-Favorite Scene 4x22 Part 10: The Wrong Goodbye